Because you’re not just cleaning your closet, you’re clearing out your emotional storage unit, too.
There’s something about spring that makes you want to start over.
New flowers, new mindset, new excuses from the same men.
It’s officially Spring Cleaning Season, and no, we’re not just talking about the sweater you swore you’d wear (but never did). We’re talking about the situationship that’s going nowhere, the hoodie from your ex that still smells like poor decisions, and the three-week talking stage that fizzled faster than a La Croix in July.
This is the time to cleanse. Declutter. Curate your life (and your scent wardrobe) like the main character you are. Because while you’re Marie Kondo-ing your apartment, it’s time to apply that same energy to your dating life.
Let’s break it down.
Toss: Guys Who Can’t Commit to Plans
He said “we should hang out sometime” three weeks ago. Still no calendar invite. Still no reservation. Still no actual effort.
Babe, it’s giving expired.
Spring is about energy shifts. And if he can’t commit to plans, he can’t commit to you.
Instead, replace that chaos with a scent that knows what it wants.
Like The Narcissist — bold, powerful, and absolutely shows up on time (unlike him). Or The Gaslighter, who smells like tequila-soaked confidence and better choices (read: literally anyone else).
This is your reminder: Delete the thread, spray the wrist, and move way on.
Keep: The Scent That Turns Heads Every Time
You know the one.
The scent that has strangers stopping you.
The one that lingers on your scarf and makes you feel dangerously attractive on a random Tuesday.
That scent stays.
Whether it’s The Rebel that makes you feel a little spicy and a little mysterious, or The Perfect Gentleman, which gives off “soft girl but emotionally stable” energy, keep the ones that make you feel powerful, playful, and 10/10 magnetic.
Because if you’re not wearing something that makes you feel like you’d date you, what are we even doing?
Donate: His Hoodie. Keep The Boy Next Door Instead.
Yes, it’s oversized.
Yes, it’s cozy.
Yes, it reminds you of that one weekend that almost felt like a rom-com.
But guess what? So does The Boy Next Door, and it doesn’t come with emotional baggage or lukewarm texting energy.
This scent is everything you wanted him to be: clean, soft, warm, and subtly unforgettable.
And the best part? You don’t have to return it when things fall apart.
Toss the hoodie. Spray The Boy Next Door. Romanticize your laundry day.
Add: A Fresh Start in a Bottle
Spring is for fresh starts, full resets, and the occasional delulu rebrand (with intention, of course). If you’re trying to shift your vibe, let your scent lead the way.
Need a soft reset? Try The Dream Husband - a cozy vanilla-tonka cloud that makes you feel like maybe, just maybe, good men still exist.
Need a bold re-entry into the dating pool? Go with The Rebel. Spray generously. Flirt shamelessly.
You don’t have to burn sage or write his name on a piece of paper and throw it in the ocean (though, live your truth). Sometimes, it’s just about swapping the scent that reminded you of him for one that reminds you of you.
Not everything from winter needs to come with you into spring- especially not the men who gave you the ick, the over-worn excuses, or the perfume that doesn’t hit like it used to.
Spring Roster Cleaning isn’t just a vibe , it’s a ritual.
Declutter your love life. Curate your scent story. And step into spring smelling like a woman who knows exactly what (and who) she’s worth.
And if you accidentally delete some contacts while you’re at it?
That’s what we call a clean slate.
Spring Cleaning: Decluttering Your Dating Life, One Scent at a Time
Because you’re not just cleaning your closet, you’re clearing out your emotional storage unit, too.
There’s something about spring that makes you want to start over.
New flowers, new mindset, new excuses from the same men.
It’s officially Spring Cleaning Season, and no, we’re not just talking about the sweater you swore you’d wear (but never did). We’re talking about the situationship that’s going nowhere, the hoodie from your ex that still smells like poor decisions, and the three-week talking stage that fizzled faster than a La Croix in July.
This is the time to cleanse. Declutter. Curate your life (and your scent wardrobe) like the main character you are. Because while you’re Marie Kondo-ing your apartment, it’s time to apply that same energy to your dating life.
Let’s break it down.
Toss: Guys Who Can’t Commit to Plans
He said “we should hang out sometime” three weeks ago. Still no calendar invite. Still no reservation. Still no actual effort.
Babe, it’s giving expired.
Spring is about energy shifts. And if he can’t commit to plans, he can’t commit to you.
Instead, replace that chaos with a scent that knows what it wants.
Like The Narcissist — bold, powerful, and absolutely shows up on time (unlike him). Or The Gaslighter, who smells like tequila-soaked confidence and better choices (read: literally anyone else).
This is your reminder: Delete the thread, spray the wrist, and move way on.
Keep: The Scent That Turns Heads Every Time
You know the one.
The scent that has strangers stopping you.
The one that lingers on your scarf and makes you feel dangerously attractive on a random Tuesday.
That scent stays.
Whether it’s The Rebel that makes you feel a little spicy and a little mysterious, or The Perfect Gentleman, which gives off “soft girl but emotionally stable” energy, keep the ones that make you feel powerful, playful, and 10/10 magnetic.
Because if you’re not wearing something that makes you feel like you’d date you, what are we even doing?
Donate: His Hoodie. Keep The Boy Next Door Instead.
Yes, it’s oversized.
Yes, it’s cozy.
Yes, it reminds you of that one weekend that almost felt like a rom-com.
But guess what? So does The Boy Next Door, and it doesn’t come with emotional baggage or lukewarm texting energy.
This scent is everything you wanted him to be: clean, soft, warm, and subtly unforgettable.
And the best part? You don’t have to return it when things fall apart.
Toss the hoodie. Spray The Boy Next Door. Romanticize your laundry day.
Add: A Fresh Start in a Bottle
Spring is for fresh starts, full resets, and the occasional delulu rebrand (with intention, of course). If you’re trying to shift your vibe, let your scent lead the way.
Need a soft reset? Try The Dream Husband - a cozy vanilla-tonka cloud that makes you feel like maybe, just maybe, good men still exist.
Need a bold re-entry into the dating pool? Go with The Rebel. Spray generously. Flirt shamelessly.
You don’t have to burn sage or write his name on a piece of paper and throw it in the ocean (though, live your truth). Sometimes, it’s just about swapping the scent that reminded you of him for one that reminds you of you.
Not everything from winter needs to come with you into spring- especially not the men who gave you the ick, the over-worn excuses, or the perfume that doesn’t hit like it used to.
Spring Roster Cleaning isn’t just a vibe , it’s a ritual.
Declutter your love life. Curate your scent story. And step into spring smelling like a woman who knows exactly what (and who) she’s worth.
And if you accidentally delete some contacts while you’re at it?
That’s what we call a clean slate.