Festivals are fertile ground for poor decisions and unforgettable memories.
You’re sunburned, sleep-deprived, hydrated (ish), and thriving. Your glitter is holding on by a thread. Your group chat is at max chaos. And somewhere between a spontaneous Ferris wheel ride and sprinting to catch a surprise set, you accidentally lock eyes with someone who smells like regret, Red Bull, and intrigue.
But don’t worry. Your scent is what really started it.
Here’s the festival fling forecast, according to what The Roster scent you’re wearing:
The Gaslighter
Scent Notes: Sea salt, lime
Who You’re Kissing: A guy in mesh and cowboy boots.
The Vibe: He rolled up with a group of guys named Brett. He smells like tequila and trouble. His dance moves are questionable, but you love that for you right now. He will definitely vanish after day two, but somehow you’ll still follow him on Instagram for six more months.
Why You Wore It: Because chaos is your love language.
The Dream Husband
Scent Notes: Vanilla, tonka bean
Who You’re Kissing: A cute barista who offers you water mid-set.
The Vibe: He noticed you looked overheated, handed you a Liquid I.V., and said “take care of yourself” like he meant it. You immediately imagined your wedding playlist. He’s soft-spoken, kind, and absolutely lives in Silver Lake.
Why You Wore It: You believe in fate. And cuddles.
The Rebel
Scent Notes: Leather, cedarwood, tobacco
Who You’re Kissing: Someone who definitely lied about being on the artist lineup.
The Vibe: He had a VIP wristband and zero credentials. He told you he “manages talent” but you later caught him watching a set from general admission like the rest of us. He smells like mystery, red flags, and expensive cologne. You made out during a sunset set and honestly… no notes.
Why You Wore It: Because you are the main character and this is your villain origin story.
The Boy Next Door
Scent Notes: Fresh linen, lavender, white musk
Who You’re Kissing: The childhood friend you randomly ran into at a food truck.
The Vibe: You haven’t seen him since your hometown days, but somehow he’s grown into his jawline. He remembered your middle name. He offered you his hoodie when it got cold. Is this a rom-com? You’re not sure, but you’re leaning in.
Why You Wore It: Because comfort, confidence, and “accidentally hot” energy never go out of style.
The Narcissist
Scent Notes: Oak, bourbon, black pepper
Who You’re Kissing: A guy with 300k followers, aviator sunglasses, and a podcast.
The Vibe: He introduced himself by mentioning his follower count. He complimented your perfume… then asked if you’d post him on your story. He ghosted you the next morning but still tagged you in his recap reel.
Why You Wore It: Because if anyone’s going to smell expensive at Coachella..it’s you.
The Perfect Gentleman
Scent Notes: Rose, honey, magnolia
Who You’re Kissing: The random British guy you met waiting in line for the bathroom.
The Vibe: He said “loo” and your knees went weak. He held your drink while you danced and referred to your group as “lovely birds.” He’s leaving tomorrow, but you’ll never forget your 12-hour love story.
Why You Wore It: Because springtime romance lives in your heart. And your pulse points.
No matter who ends up on your camera roll ( or your blocked list ) make sure you’re the one leaving a lasting impression.
Hot tip: Glitter washes off. Good scent? Stays all night.
If You Wore These Scents to Coachella, Here's Who You’d End Up Kissing
Festivals are fertile ground for poor decisions and unforgettable memories.
You’re sunburned, sleep-deprived, hydrated (ish), and thriving. Your glitter is holding on by a thread. Your group chat is at max chaos. And somewhere between a spontaneous Ferris wheel ride and sprinting to catch a surprise set, you accidentally lock eyes with someone who smells like regret, Red Bull, and intrigue.
But don’t worry. Your scent is what really started it.
Here’s the festival fling forecast, according to what The Roster scent you’re wearing:
The Gaslighter
Scent Notes: Sea salt, lime
Who You’re Kissing: A guy in mesh and cowboy boots.
The Vibe: He rolled up with a group of guys named Brett. He smells like tequila and trouble. His dance moves are questionable, but you love that for you right now. He will definitely vanish after day two, but somehow you’ll still follow him on Instagram for six more months.
Why You Wore It: Because chaos is your love language.
The Dream Husband
Scent Notes: Vanilla, tonka bean
Who You’re Kissing: A cute barista who offers you water mid-set.
The Vibe: He noticed you looked overheated, handed you a Liquid I.V., and said “take care of yourself” like he meant it. You immediately imagined your wedding playlist. He’s soft-spoken, kind, and absolutely lives in Silver Lake.
Why You Wore It: You believe in fate. And cuddles.
The Rebel
Scent Notes: Leather, cedarwood, tobacco
Who You’re Kissing: Someone who definitely lied about being on the artist lineup.
The Vibe: He had a VIP wristband and zero credentials. He told you he “manages talent” but you later caught him watching a set from general admission like the rest of us. He smells like mystery, red flags, and expensive cologne. You made out during a sunset set and honestly… no notes.
Why You Wore It: Because you are the main character and this is your villain origin story.
The Boy Next Door
Scent Notes: Fresh linen, lavender, white musk
Who You’re Kissing: The childhood friend you randomly ran into at a food truck.
The Vibe: You haven’t seen him since your hometown days, but somehow he’s grown into his jawline. He remembered your middle name. He offered you his hoodie when it got cold. Is this a rom-com? You’re not sure, but you’re leaning in.
Why You Wore It: Because comfort, confidence, and “accidentally hot” energy never go out of style.
The Narcissist
Scent Notes: Oak, bourbon, black pepper
Who You’re Kissing: A guy with 300k followers, aviator sunglasses, and a podcast.
The Vibe: He introduced himself by mentioning his follower count. He complimented your perfume… then asked if you’d post him on your story. He ghosted you the next morning but still tagged you in his recap reel.
Why You Wore It: Because if anyone’s going to smell expensive at Coachella..it’s you.
The Perfect Gentleman
Scent Notes: Rose, honey, magnolia
Who You’re Kissing: The random British guy you met waiting in line for the bathroom.
The Vibe: He said “loo” and your knees went weak. He held your drink while you danced and referred to your group as “lovely birds.” He’s leaving tomorrow, but you’ll never forget your 12-hour love story.
Why You Wore It: Because springtime romance lives in your heart. And your pulse points.
No matter who ends up on your camera roll ( or your blocked list ) make sure you’re the one leaving a lasting impression.
Hot tip: Glitter washes off. Good scent? Stays all night.